Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Just pee around me
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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