Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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