Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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