But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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