dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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