You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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