Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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