the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize