More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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