He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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