Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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