Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
The feeling are messing with the penis
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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