Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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