I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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