I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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