Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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