That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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