your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
