But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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