yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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