Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Houston, we have a squirter
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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