You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
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even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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