True but thats because hes a fetus.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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