Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Nice meating you last night
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a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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