I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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