so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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