You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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