I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Me. At least after what I've been through.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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