Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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