i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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