spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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