I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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