I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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