K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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