i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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