Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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