false alarm. still invincible.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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