I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
A bitchslap is in order.
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