Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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