I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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