just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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