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And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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