WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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