Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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