sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
two words: eviction party
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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