i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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