she was so not down for the gang bang
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
is it fun? or sober?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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