I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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