? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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