What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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