Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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