Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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