with your own penis?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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