OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
it's great music for shaving your balls
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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