it wasn't lemon gatorade
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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