I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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