does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.