You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.