if you like me you must not know who I am
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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