when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So many bounce houses so little time
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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